this seems appropriate.

Since this is my blog and I can post about whatever I want... this is very appropriate:

To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree'

'O Period'

O Period! O Period!
Your flow is so relentless.
O Period! O Period!
Your flow is so relentless.
Not only when the summer's here
but even when it's cold and drear.
O Period! O Period!
Your flow is so relentless.

O Period! O Period!
Why does't thou cause me so much pain?
O Period! O Period!
Why does't thou cause me so much pain?
my aching back, my bloated gut
and my bowels in a rut.
O Period! O Period!
Why does't thou cause me so much pain?

O Period! O Period!
I hate the very thought of you.
O Period! O Period!
I hate the very thought of you.
From tampons to the PMS,
with you around Im just a mess.
O Period! O Period!
I hate the very thought of you.

O Period! O Period!
There is no talking to you.
O Period! O Period!
There is no talking to you.
I take the drugs, and birth control,
but even then you're in control.
O Period! O Period!
There is no talking to you.